No More Calls

No, I haven't had the baby. The ESTIMATED due date is 8/15. Anywhere up to 2 weeks after is still considered to be within the term. Stop calling and asking me if we're going to the hospital, or if we're in the hospital. I said I would call. Do you think we're NOT going to call you? We may just keep the baby a huge secret until it turns 16! How about I call you every time I'm up in the middle of the night? Oh its just me, its 3:00 am and I had to pee, just calling to tell you I'm not in the hospital. Oh its 5:00 am, Melissa was up, and now I can't sleep, but I'm still not going to the hospital. Or maybe this will work. Everytime you call and ask me that, I'm going to pretend I can't hear you.